01. Sniff another person's bum to detect poop.
02. Walk around with spit up stains on your shirt.
03. Animatedly monologue about mundane things.
04. Get peed on.
05. Get pooped on.
06. Have a white noise track on your iPod.
07. Talk about yourself in the third person.
08. Know how to do everyday tasks one-handed.
09. Talk in a high-pitched voice to everyone around you.
10. Step on, skirt around, or trip over squeaky, squishy or really painfully hard toys scattered across your house.
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